Shrack
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art

United States

Welcome, my friend, to my humble litter box. Enjoy your stay in my poorly littered, dimly lit, tiny little house in the middle of nowhere. Though I wish to receive you properly, I am afraid that I cannot offer you any customary tea at this very time. We seem to have, unfortunately, run out of leaves. Would you perhaps care instead for a cup of warm milk or hot coffee? Pair it up, if you wish, with a piece of buttered bread or the delight of a simple cookie. Or perhaps you would rather enjoy the crunch of exquisite chocolate, maybe the snap of salted cracker?

If I may interject my own personal opinion, should you, dear madam or sir, ever find your way to my door, I would recommend my finest snack to soothe your appetite. Feel not shy or reserved; indulge in all you would desire to this home’s famous treasure. Quench your hunger and satisfy your thirst in our chef’s choice: a sweet, delectable poison in all its sensual, rotting glory. Taste and welcome its consuming flesh with full confidence, for it will surely be an experience like none other.

May I present to you, lady or gentleman, the one and only, Shrackner.